(Think John Lennon)

Imagine there's no classes,
It isn't hard to do.
No objects to send messages
No references too
Imagine all the methods
Static and you've got C.
O-ho you might say that that's a nightmare
And you're not the only one
But the language has its uses
And like Java can be fun.

by David Arnow (arnow@sci.brooklyn.cuny.edu) (I think, that's the only reference I found)