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- Malls. I have a nice, new winter coat but I still haven't learned to enjoy shopping. House-wives with babies. Little kids running around and screaming. Bored husbands hanging on the outskirts of aisles pretending to be interested. Is it really a wonder I normally grab the first, vaguely interesting thing off the rack and run away?
- The girl at the gym who insists sitting on weight machines reading Vogue. Get a life, it's a gym not a doctor's waiting room.
- Outlet stores, do I even have to say it?
- People who flame perfect strangers for no discernible reason. Anonymously, or so they think.
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I'm just tired, cranky and have a cold, don't mind me.
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Cold? Why arent you wearing the new coat? :)
#You're just frustrated because all the other women at the mall have obtained enlightenment -you are but a kitten in an unfamiliar litterbox.
You must breathe the mall. Take it's air slowly into your lungs - let it fill you from the inside. Make peace with the mall, and peace with yourself.
Only then will your soul be at rest and the shopping can begin.
#No, no, don't do it! The Mall is Evil(tm)!
As mentioned in the Matrix, don't go on freeways, or in malls. Too many people in a confined space that can turn into an Agent at the drop of a hat. It's just not worth the risk.
Unless, of course, there's a really good sale at the Gap. :)
Unless you're Neo and just is a Agent magnet wherever you go.
Might as well go shopping for that new purse while being chased by 200 Smiths. Ugly family. Somewhat evil, but just ugly. That Smith family.
As for rants, you forgot to add the people who tried to calculate your age...*scratches head*..it always astonishes me as to the people who do these types of things. As for the people who randomly flame you, they're fun to poke fun at..give them some fish and watch them go crazy..i've had that happen to me once.
If you're tired, go to sleep..
Cranky? Thats pretty seasonal for everybody..I wonder how cold it is there where you are. My fingers are freezing as I type this. Its definitely not snowing outside, so it must be pretty cold where you are. :)
Cold? Use the jacket..or drive to the mall and go on a erm..never mind. You already know what I was going to say. :)
Seeya Kasia! Thats a definitely seeya, because i'm going back into my C++ hellhole after writing this.
hey! what's wrong with housewives with little babies?
the mall sucks the life force out of me. it stores it up in a little ball of mass that sits in the center of the foodcourt that no one can see b/c it's so small and dense. one day the malls will rise up and pilot the entire rock we call Earth to another location in the universe where a large climclom will engulf said stolen life force and grow - a boa constrictor swallowing a mouse.
oh my. i swear the kid sucks my brain out through my boobs.
#hey! what's wrong with housewives with little babies?
the mall sucks the life force out of me. it stores it up in a little ball of mass that sits in the center of the foodcourt that no one can see b/c it's so small and dense. one day the malls will rise up and pilot the entire rock we call Earth to another location in the universe where a large climclom will engulf said stolen life force and grow - a boa constrictor swallowing a mouse.
oh my. i swear the kid sucks my brain out through my boobs.
#hey look! i can press a button twice!
Malls - something to stroll through occasionally with a sense of detached amusement
Outlet stores - very usable! If you know exactly what you want, you can $ave. Dash in buy dash out.
Costco - $ave a lot, go when it's quiet. Hit and miss place to get new DVDs. Costco takes discipline (no, you don't need a 5 gallon bottle of pickles) Great selection of wine.
But I'd rather go to an old hardware store or bookstore with creaky wooden floors any day (or B&H Photo in NYC!)
Get well!
You forgot to mention Wal*Mart. It's like a mall in disguise. The only difference is that it is a lot smaller so you are packed into an even tighter space.
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