February 17, 2004
Kasia's law of cat and door dynamics

.. states that a closed door and a cat exert a gravitational force of attraction at each other. Due to this force an action of closing a door will produce a reaction of a cat scratching at it. The location of the cat in reference to the door (side a or b) is not relevant.

Posted February 17, 2004 01:17 AM in Funnies
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On February 17, 2004 02:19 AM david added:

I imagine this is a child of your last post on the two (three?) that you have at home..

Just following your new law of cat and door dynamics..

if($cat == 'scratching_door')
{
wake_up_open_door_for_cat();
}
else
{
keep_sleeping();
}

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On February 17, 2004 09:45 AM Shawn Liu added:

Works with small canines as well from what I gather

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On February 17, 2004 12:54 PM Tzicha added:

Let me add: The distance and spatial location (near or far) of the cat in reference to the door is not relevant.

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On February 19, 2004 07:41 PM Sean Stickle added:

Definition (pace Ogden Nash).

Door: that object which a cat is perpetually on the wrong side of.

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On February 22, 2004 03:50 PM joat added:

Kasia's Law does not apply to closet doors though. Rather the inverse applies. Open a closet door and it's safe to assume at least one cat has entered the closet and is hiding inside, even if you've maintained surveillance on the door and have not witnessed an entry by said cat(s).

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On February 22, 2004 11:44 PM Kevin added:

Hum... My "future post" did not Future Ping..;) Doh!
...Sorry

-k

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