March 30, 2004
God sucks

Karl: God is a narcoleptic.

Karl has some valid points. Karl is also pretty funny. Karl has a German name.

Personally, I think god sucks, and if he exists he really hates me. I wanted to go for a run today, woke up at an ungodly hour of 5:45, put on my ungodly running clothes, went outside and saw ungodly snow falling from the ungodly sky. Went back to my ungodly bed and slept for another ungodly hour. Cut the crap already. Goddamnit.

Now I'm ungodly tired and don't feel like going to the gym to run on the ungodly and boring treadmill. See what you're doing to me god? Do you see? I'm getting ungodly out of shape here.

Posted March 30, 2004 07:49 PM in Funnies
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On March 30, 2004 08:19 PM matt added:

See, you've got it all wrong. God wants you to sleep in, drink lots of booze, and have wild sex. Which makes much more sense than God wanting you to give money to a bunch of people who tell you when to feel guilty about having fun.


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On March 30, 2004 09:13 PM david added:

I think the question now is..if god exists..does he read blogs?

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On March 31, 2004 06:48 AM Wahyu Wijanarko added:

Or the question: If God not exist, so what will be happen?

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On April 1, 2004 03:26 PM Oktay Altunergil added:

For someone who doesn't belive in a God, you're blaming an awful lot on him :)

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On April 2, 2004 04:08 PM Kreditkarten added:

Hey! my name is Karl too... Isn't it a good name?

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On April 2, 2004 11:01 PM kevin added:

I tripped once that god "Got One Hertogenbosch"
Kev

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On May 3, 2004 01:23 PM Kristopher Katano added:

Yeah....party hard........it's also lots of fun to fuck around with his followers.........go do ungodly shit >:)

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