Apparently the entire world is under the impression that if they continuously bother me while I'm really busy it will somehow make me work faster.

Well, it won't.

It will make me more irritated, more annoyed, more frustrated and more prone to obscenity. But! It cannot possibly make me work faster.

It's a very simple concept. If something has gone horribly wrong and it needs to be fixed *right now* and I am aware of it and already working on the issue, what do you think I'm doing? That's right, working as fast as I can. Now it is entirely possible that 'my fast as I can' is not quite fast enough but still, does not change the fact that it's simply not humanly possible for me to work faster than my maximum physically-allowable work speed. My brain will explode otherwise. Perhaps my fingers too. My wrists are sure to complain as well.

But you can bet your sweet code blocks that I will not insert multiple return statements anyway. Hah, take that, oh argumentative ones.