God sucks
Karl: God is a narcoleptic.
Karl has some valid points. Karl is also pretty funny. Karl has a German name.
Personally, I think god sucks, and if he exists he really hates me. I wanted to go for a run today, woke up at an ungodly hour of 5:45, put on my ungodly running clothes, went outside and saw ungodly snow falling from the ungodly sky. Went back to my ungodly bed and slept for another ungodly hour. Cut the crap already. Goddamnit.
Now I'm ungodly tired and don't feel like going to the gym to run on the ungodly and boring treadmill. See what you're doing to me god? Do you see? I'm getting ungodly out of shape here.
Comments
See, you've got it all wrong. God wants you to sleep in, drink lots of booze, and have wild sex. Which makes much more sense than God wanting you to give money to a bunch of people who tell you when to feel guilty about having fun.
Posted by: matt | March 30, 2004 08:19 PM
I think the question now is..if god exists..does he read blogs?
Posted by: david | March 30, 2004 09:13 PM
Or the question: If God not exist, so what will be happen?
Posted by: Wahyu Wijanarko | March 31, 2004 06:48 AM
For someone who doesn't belive in a God, you're blaming an awful lot on him :)
Posted by: Oktay Altunergil | April 1, 2004 03:26 PM
Hey! my name is Karl too... Isn't it a good name?
Posted by: Kreditkarten | April 2, 2004 04:08 PM
I tripped once that god "Got One Hertogenbosch"
Kev
Posted by: kevin | April 2, 2004 11:01 PM
Yeah....party hard........it's also lots of fun to fuck around with his followers.........go do ungodly shit >:)
Posted by: Kristopher Katano | May 3, 2004 01:23 PM