I've never been what one may call a "sports fan" , I wouldn't even qualify as an occasional admirer of the finer points of contouring ones body to achieve some impossible timing in some irrational sport, but it's hard to not hear about the Olympics. Even my friend Matt, a programmer of unquestionable geek-quality brought up the Olympics in a conversation earlier today. He did, however, have the right idea. "The Olympics should be in the nude!". And why not, I say.
We took the Olympics back to its place of birth, good old Greece, why not go a step further and take them back to the roots? In the buff, all the way. Forget the silly swimming trunks, clingy costumes and running singlets (it's not like they cover much anyway). Slather the athletes in oil until the glisten and let them shine in a whole new way. After all, if there is anyone who deserves to prance around in the nude in front of thousands of people and camera lights, it's the athletes with their sculpted muscles, tight skin and fine physiques. It would be the ultimate spectator sport -- forget nude beaches with hairy old men and cellulite-covered women -- bring on the olive oil and summer athletes!
Even I would watch the Olympics then, heck, I'd subscribe to cable.
Although, maybe raise the entry age to 18 first.