The weird people at the park
- The stuck-up ass in a bright-purple singlet with a big yellow "1" on it who didn't answer my friendly "hello". Yah, okay, so my MySQL tshirt doesn't look nearly as cool as your purple singlet.. I mean, I have a purple singlet too, although a couple shades lighter and the last time there was a number on it was during a race. And it was pinned.. like you know, real race numbers are? At least my shirt was free.. how much did you pay to look like a dork?
- The wholesome-looking young man who answered my "hi" with a "god bless you".. dude, I didn't sneeze.. or do my black shorts remind you of a nun?
- The woman walking trails in high heels.. what the hell.. you know what, nevermind, it's probably some sexual game and frankly, I'd rather not know.
- The teenagers who think it's funny to yell at an overweight guy jogging "go lard ass". Do you really think that's an inspiration to him and more likely to get him to exercise? If he continues he'll have a nice body and get hot chicks.. and you.. well, you'll still be assholes.
- The cute guy in a wheelchair who always says "hi" very shyly -- you rock.
Connecticut is a weird state..
Comments
You forgot about the guy who was jogging 20 yards behind you trying oh so carefully not to be noticed because he was stalking you.
Don't worry, I hit him over the head and left him tied up in the woods. You're mine! Mine! MINE! If I can't stalk you no-one can!
Oh .. Uh ... don't read this post, ok?
Posted by: Paul | July 7, 2005 09:39 PM
Singlet == tank top?
> or do my black shorts remind you of a nun?
Black shorts and/or black socks + white flesh = AAIIEEE!
PS - I snub people wearing mysql gear too!
Posted by: Joe | July 7, 2005 11:04 PM
Singlets are essentially tanktops.. yah.. for some reason runners call them that.
I don't wear mysql gear cause it's mysql gear! Only cause it's a free tshirt.. I use all my conference geek shirts for running or nightgowns.
Posted by: kasia | July 8, 2005 10:02 AM
At least my shirt was free.. how much did you pay to look like a dork?
That is classic. :)
Posted by: Dan Isaacs | July 12, 2005 12:29 PM